Flame (and Frost) On!

The Guild Wars 2 "Living Story" is coming to an end. We decided to do our part to help Braham and Rox unravel the mystery and stop the molten collaborative from doing whatever burny things they are doing. venturing into the depths with pickaxes in hand, we successfully got all the way to the final bosses, but, despite some reeeeeally close moments, we could not pull off a victory.

Finally, we had to be adults and call it a night, with Deacon tapping out first. On a whim, Nightxade decided to go on a  suicide mission to solo the bosses herself. Turns out that draw-in has a wide range. Not ones to turn down the challenge, Nizzo, Digitaltempest and Butter Rum gave it their all anyway and -- well the stars must have been aligned right or something because KUH-BAM! Oh the sweet smell of smoldering victory!

Too bad Deacon missed out.

Guild Missions suck!

Four of us attempted Guild Mission Training for the first time and, after two attempts where we once found our target with only a minute left on the clock, and once failed to find our target at all, we determined that Guild Missions are a huge waste of time and influence for a casual Guild like ours. So we decided instead to take out our frustrations on each other in Keg Brawl. Flying kicks all around!

Ding Dong the Undead Elder Dragon is Dead!

All of our hard work finally came together in typical epic fashion as we worked together with Destiny's Edge to defeat Zhaitan!

Sadly, despite teasing us otherwise, Logan did not die.

Crucible of Eternity

FU and your balls!

We picked up a new member, Slayer of Nightmare, who joined us for multiple deaths to confusion and lightning balls and Kudu's re-enactment of Mass Effect 2 (he even made husks!).

Rytlocke and Logan played the role of cutest couple ever and we all managed to convince Zojja to stop being an asshole.

Looks like it's time to beat on some dragons! Arah next week!

Citadel of Flames

Down a member, we nonetheless blazed a path through Fireheart Rise, setting fire to the flames of the flaming Flame Legion as we passed. We arrived at the gates of the Citadel of Flames, only to find them locked. So we helped some ungrateful Charr defeat more Flamers and finally headed inside to find out what was up with Logan and Rytlocke.

Unsurprisingly, the former bandmates were busy trying to kill each other. Despite our hopes that they would, they ended up joining us on our adventure to stop some Charr from ascending to godhood.

A challenging, but enjoyable run, save for the really crappy chest haul. But the real reward was getting Rytlocke and Logan to finally get together again. May this ship sail ever onwards!

Honor of the Waves

Eir is upset and suicidal. We must save her from herself! After a short slaughter of Sons of Svanir to get to the dungeon, we hopped in and slaughtered some more. We are pleased to report that Eir learned her Sesame Street lesson and is no longer whining and plans to kill dragons with us.

Also, Digitaltempest finally got to be a kodan and then we re-enacted scenes from Deep Blue Sea.

Sorrow's Embrace

Deacon, Butter Rum and Nightxade trekked through Dredge in Sorrow's Embrace to help Zojja do.. something. Along the way, Caithe whine, Eir flounced and we noticed some peculiar coincidences:

1. Deacon does not die nearly as often when Digitaltempest is not around.
2. We do not end up with assholes on the team when Digitaltempest is not around.

Otherwise, a rather pleasant run, if "pleasant" can be used to describe dungeons. We did not suffer from ridiculous death and did not spend too much money on Priory repairs. This may or may not be a trap to lure us into a trying Explore Mode...

All the toys!

 The Guild celebrated Wintersday with allll the toys and, as is customary, some nudity.

After ditching a Guardian who complained about our lack of numbers and our ability to beat a bunch of prissy princesses, we discovered once again that our true power is teamwork, listening to digitaltempest, and not inviting assholes to party with us.

 

Adventure time!

Finally caught up with Butter Rum and took her on an epic tour of getting lost, being cows and dying!

Oh and also giant giants!

Welcome to the Guild, Butter Rum!

And now we dance!